Jezli And Ivory

Due to Jezli's incredibly difficult schedule, Circle K(ult) duties, and a penchant for getting horrifically sick Fall quarter, she will not be participating in this quarter's shows. But I promise to use my sexily slick bedroom moves and get her back next quarter, because I know y'all love her.  --Bells

Due to Bells' sexily slick bedroom moves, Jezli is now back in the DJ booth and the two are making sweet music with their new partner Mooney. --Bells


I've very literally been listening to music since my conception; my parents thought it would make me smarter if I listened to classical music while in the womb. I can't claim to be a music connoisseur but I do love a good song. By the second grade, I'd listened to the entire original Broadway casting of The Phantom of the Opera, the Les Miserables tour, bits and pieces of Carmen and all sorts of oldies and classical pieces. My favorite Eagles member is Timothy B. Schmit, mostly known to me as "the guy with the long hair."

To my chagrin, I have an atrocious sense of rhythm and have never learned to played any instrument successfully. After several fruitless and mangled attempts to master some sort of anything, I have decided to devote that time to worshiping the godly instead. I am currently sacrificing small furry animals to Brand New, Justin Vernon, The Antlers, Spoon, Julian Casablancas, and The xx. http://www.last.fm/user/Alythria



(P.S. Bells likes to play songs we're not allowed to play just to make me nervously acid reflux over the already rusting wheelie chairs with no wheels in the radio station.)